Funny Weiner Dog Joke Shirts: Sarcastic German Dachshund
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Sarcastic German Engineering Dachshund T-Shirt
The Dachshund, explained by German engineering. This sarcastic tee breaks down the wiener dog, spec by spec:
- Nose: frontal sensor unit
- Mouth: audio alarm
- Front legs: lowered suspension system
- Rear legs: optimized excavation mechanism
- Tail: visual communication device
- Back: 50% longer than average
A great birthday or Christmas gift for wiener dog moms and dads, and anyone who loves a good German joke.
- Styles: Unisex T-shirt, women’s T-shirt, long sleeve tee, tank top, hoodie and sweatshirt
- Made to order: printed just for you after you order
- Sizing: see the size chart for each style below
How we measure
Please check this picture to see how to measure your size
T-Shirt
Very nice mid-weight, standard fit shirts.
Materials: 5.3 oz 100% preshrunk cotton.
Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
More Information: Seamless collar, taped neck and shoulders. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease.
Please refer to this table to choose the right size for your Tee Shirt:
Lady T-Shirt
Stylish and fitted women’s T-shirt. A high quality shirt for your casual needs. We recommend ordering at least one size up as Bella products run smaller than other brands.
Materials: 4.2 oz 100% combed ringspun cotton.
More information: Crew neck basic with feminine styling. Contoured sideseams flatter the figure. Super soft baby jersey knit.
Please refer to this table to choose the right size for your Tee Shirt:
Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Materials: 6.1 oz 100% preshrunk cotton. Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
More Information: Double-needle stitching, taped neck and shoulders. Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease. Ultra tight knit surface.
Please refer to this table to choose the right size for your Long Sleeve T-Shirt:
Canvas Unisex Tank
Super stylish, lightweight tank top. Great summer weather choice from a trusted brand.
Materials: 4.2 oz., 100% combed and ringspun cotton, 30 singles
More information: Premium-feel men’s/unisex tank-top. Soft material, light weight, with side seams, retail fit.
Please refer to this table to choose the right size for your Tank
Hoodie
Hoodie feature: Fits more tightly than many other sweaters. Great to wear casually or even exercise in.
Materials: 8 oz 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
More Information: Air Jet Spun Yarn. Double lined hood with matching drawstring. Double-needle stitching. Set-in sleeves. 1×1 athletic rib knit cuffs with Lycra(R)
Please refer to this table to choice the right size of your Hoodie:
Gildan Crewneck Sweatshirt
Sweater Features: Generous fit. Soft, sturdy, easy to move around in, all the while looking good.
Materials: 7.75 oz 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
More Information: Air Jet Spun Yarn. Double-needle stitching. Set-in sleeves. 1×1 Athletic Rib with Lycra(R). Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease.
Please refer to this table to choice the right size of your Sweatshirt:
| Weight | N/A |
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How we measure
Please check this picture to see how to measure your size
T-Shirt
Very nice mid-weight, standard fit shirts.
Materials: 5.3 oz 100% preshrunk cotton.
Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
More Information: Seamless collar, taped neck and shoulders. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease.
Ladies TShirt
Stylish and fitted women's T-shirt. A high quality shirt for your casual needs. We recommend ordering at least one size up as Bella products run smaller than other brands.
Materials: 4.2 oz 100% combed ringspun cotton.
More information: Crew neck basic with feminine styling. Contoured sideseams flatter the figure. Super soft baby jersey knit.
Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Materials: 6.1 oz 100% preshrunk cotton. Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
More Information: Double-needle stitching, taped neck and shoulders. Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease. Ultra tight knit surface.
Unisex Tank
Super stylish, lightweight tank top. Great summer weather choice from a trusted brand.
Materials: 4.2 oz., 100% combed and ringspun cotton, 30 singles
More informations: Premium-feel men's/unisex tank-top. Soft material, light weight, with side seams, retail fit.
Hoodie
Hoodie feature: Fits more tightly than many other sweaters. Great to wear casually or even exercise in.
Materials: 8 oz 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
More Information: Air Jet Spun Yarn. Double lined hood with matching drawstring. Double-needle stitching. Set-in sleeves. 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs with Lycra(R)
Sweatshirt
Sweater Features: Generous fit. Soft, sturdy, easy to move around in, all the while looking good.
Materials: 7.75 oz 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
More Information: Air Jet Spun Yarn. Double-needle stitching. Set-in sleeves. 1x1 Athletic Rib with Lycra(R). Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease.
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